Tie Me To The Bedpost, Baby

6. Tie Me To The Bedpost, Baby (3.49)

(Lyrics: A. Hansen / Music: S. Matzen)


Found Myself Stranded On The Isles Of Hawaii

Outside It Was Hot And My Throat Was Dry

A Storm Had Forced Me To Put Ashore

So I Sat Down In A Cocktail Bar Facing The Door.


When In She Walked The Prettiest Thing

Lightning Struck Me And My Legs Went Numb

The Air Was Sultry And Boy So Was She

She Sat Down Right Next To Me.


Here She Was With Legs That Seemed Not To End

Her Beauty I Thought Was Heaven Sent

A Beguiling Fragrance Perfumed The Air

It Was Almost Too Much For Me To Bear.


Something Sound Asleep Inside Me Awoke

She Was In Good Humor, With Laughter She Choked

I Started Chattin’ Her Up, Flirtin’ And Stuff

Inside I Was Struck With A Case Of Mad Love.


Pervading Us Was An Air Of Romance

She Gave Me One Long, Warming Glance

When I Pointed My Finger To A Cocktail List

She Gently Took Hold Of My Wrist.


I Thought She Was Incredibly Sweet

She Almost Knocked Me Off My Feet

When I Asked Her: “What Would You Like, Lady?”

She Said: “Tie Me To The Bedpost, Baby”.


I Thought She Was Incredibly Sweet

She Almost Knocked Me Off My Feet

When I Asked Her: “What Would You Like, Lady?”

She Said: “Tie Me To The Bedpost, Baby”.